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Girl Doesn't Know About the Anus

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:41:45 -0500

A couple weeks ago in Science class, we were learning about the female reproductive system. After about 10 minutes, a girl raises her hand and says, “Wait, isn’t the vagina the same as the anus?” So my teacher explains that you pee out of one hole and poop out of another, while the boys in class are holding back laughter. A while later, when someone asked about anal sex, the same girl raises her hand and asks, “But how would you know which hole is which?!” By now, the guys are laughing hysterically, and even my teacher is holding back giggles as he says, “When the time comes, you’ll know; trust me.”

BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!! Surprised me with roses and rose petals....

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:18:12 -0500

BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!! Surprised me with roses and rose petals. #lovehim #soromantic (at The College of New Jersey)

Some Harry Potter Facts.

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 07:09:16 -0500

Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have to survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
EDIT: I'd like to correct some stuff on here because I can okay um the first book actually came out in '97 NOT '98, only the American copy came out a year later. ALSO Voldemort is not bald so that his hair can't be used to make Polyjuice Potion. JK has said specifically in the books that the potion can be made as long as it contains the essence of the person, regardless of whether that be "toenails" as Ron says in CoS or skin cells. Hair is just a popular option as it's the least disgusting body part to put in and the easiest to obtain. Also I find the fact that Voldemort canot love because he was conceived under a love potion highly doubtful. It surely cannot be that unusal of an occurrence?

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Sun, 30 Dec 2012 07:08:33 -0500

Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character....

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 07:06:47 -0500

Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the wind swirling through the air and then, shining, burning, bursting through - the stars! Can you see how they roar their light? Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.

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Sun, 30 Dec 2012 07:06:15 -0500

bit-strange-n-a-little-bit-manic: if you don’t know these...

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 07:05:40 -0500

bit-strange-n-a-little-bit-manic:

if you don’t know these people, die.

in which Hermione doesn’t like when Harry’s better than her

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 07:05:06 -0500

in which Hermione doesn’t like when Harry’s better than her

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Fri, 02 Nov 2012 20:56:01 -0400

justpiercetheveilalready: goddammitpatrick: godismycoffee: I...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 20:53:39 -0400

justpiercetheveilalready:

goddammitpatrick:

godismycoffee:

I think this is only post like this that I will ever reblog. Yeah.

this is the best explanation I’ve heard

This is my life.

finally, something that shows you dont have to be big to hate your body

Walk into the bathroom, and this is what I see.. #t10problems...

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 23:00:15 -0400

Walk into the bathroom, and this is what I see.. #t10problems @mika_chica7 @RobertoGuiducci @kwestlovee @caraabro (Taken with Instagram at TCNJ - Travers Tower)

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Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:45:28 -0400

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:40:12 -0400

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

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Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:34:01 -0400

30 days of who 08.Favorite episode from Season 2 - 2x09 The...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:30:27 -0400

30 days of who
08.Favorite episode from Season 2 - 2x09 The satan pit

“Go to hell”

Sometimes my friends have superpowers….

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:29:59 -0400

Sometimes my friends have superpowers….

Just bought my first TCNJ shot glass..like a bro. Adding this to...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:27:52 -0400

Just bought my first TCNJ shot glass..like a bro. Adding this to my collection! #cantwait #collegelife #reppintcnj (Taken with Instagram at TCNJ - Travers Tower)